If you've ever seen the movie Cool Hand Luke [and even if you haven't], you're probably familiar with the scene where Luke eats fifty hardboiled eggs in one hour to win a bet.

For whatever reason, about a week ago, John Beatty, John Higashi and I began to discuss whether or not a person could actually do it.

We all agreed that it'd be difficult if not impossible. And that's when Beatty claimed, "I could eat 50 scrambled eggs in an hour -- no sweat." My ears perked up. This was the moment I was waiting for and I jumped in, "So you're saying that you could eat fifty scrambled eggs in one hour without throwing up?"

"Yeah. Easy," came the answer. Beatty must have seen the look on my face and where this was heading because he added, "I'm not talking about extra large or jumbo eggs... just regular eggs."

I smiled and asked, "Couid you eat fifty regular hardboiled eggs in one hour?"

"No, but I could eat fifty scrambled easily," was Beatty's reply. At this point John Higashi jumped in with, "Scrambled eggs would be easier. I think he could do it."

And there it sat for the rest of the day. Over the course of the week Beatty and I have skirted around the idea of him eating fifty scrambled eggs in an hour as a bet, but neither of us threw down the gauntlet. I do know that Big John can eat a five egg omelet with toast, milk and grits or taters... so fifty scrambled may be within his reach.

I decided to do some research and found this site that scientifically explores the possibility of a human eating fifty hardboiled eggs in an hour. Of course this doesn't match up completely with our situation since: 1] Beatty's talking about eating scrambled eggs and 2] Beatty ain't quite human.

Still the site concludes that if he did try he would "be bunged up for 36 hours after eating his eggs, and the amount of hydrogen sulphide gas (stink gas) he would produce would be awful." The site also says that a man ate 32 softboiled eggs in 78 seconds.

That settles it for me. If a normal guy can eat 32 softboiled eggs in just over a minute and the biggest problem eating fifty eggs will cause is a terrible gas [and with Big John, how could it get any worse??]...

...I have to say this is one bet I will now avoid!

Next weekend my son, Mike and I [along with my buddies John Beatty, John Higashi, James Howell] will be heading down to the Tampa Comic Book and Toy Convention.

If you're a regular ZONE reader, you've heard me talk up the Tampa show many times before. It's always a blast. Tim Gordon puts on three a year and we try to hit 'em all. The cool thing is that as the show continues to grow, but retains that small convention feel.

The guests for next Sunday include DC Comics' Ethan Van Scriver, Nick Cuti, Mark and Stephanie Heike, Dick Kulpa, Derrick Fish, Shannon Chenoweth, Brandon McKinney and Johnny Atomic.

The Tampa Indie Film Fest wil screen films throughout the day. Cult Horror film fan favorite [try saying that three times fast] Actor/Director/Writer Joel D. Wynkoop, and Gary Wood will be on hand to discuss their films. The ever-popular costume contest will also be on tap -- so remember to bring your camera!

The show runs from 10 am to 4pm. I'll be wearing a StalloneZone t-shirt, so please come up and say, "Hi!"

It was announced today that Race with the Devil will be remade... well, updated actually.

Race with the Devil was a 1975 horror flick. Peter Fonda, Loretta Swit, Warren Oates and Lara Parker played two couples on a wilderness vacation in their RV who accidently witness a satanic sacrifice! They escape and return with the local authorities, but no evidence of the sacrifice or cult can be found. The couple leave town only to find the satanists are stalking them at every turn.

I saw Race with the Devil when it was originally released and I loved it. It was exciting, scary and full of action. I thought about it quite a bit over the years when we got on the topic of horror movies. Not too long ago I had the chance to see it again again.

Man, was I disappointed. The movie still is based on a cool idea and does have some exciting scenes. But it just didn't live up to my memories. It was as if someone had gone back and toned it down... less action, less suspense, and less horror.

That's why I'm glad the it's being remade. Maybe the new Race with the Devil will live up to my old memories.

April 1st. April Fool's Day. Bah!

April 1st has always been my least favorite day
of the year. Heck, I prefer April 15th over April 1st!
I don't mind paying taxes, but I sure hate April Fool's jokes.

Everyone wants to be a comedian. You're pants are unzipped. Har-dee-har. You dropped a dollar. Hooo-boy! Even some web sites get in on the fun by posting April Fool's "news" items. Ain't that a hoot?

Not really.

Well, this April 1st is different. Why, you ask? [And I thank you for asking.]

Because Sin City opened today. I was able to catch the first showing and it lived up to all of my expectations [which were high].

Many comic fans love to debate. They'll argue about who's the best artist or best writer; they'll argue about storylines. They'll even argue about who would win in a fight or race between characters. And quite often they'll argue about which comic became the best movie. Well friends, the days of THAT debate are over.

You see, Sin City is without a doubt the best translation of a comic story into a movie ever made. You may argue that you like a different "comic" movie better, but NO movie made from a comic has even been truer to the source material.

If you're a fan of Frank Miller's Sin City comics, then I'm preaching to the choir. If you don't like the Sin City yarns, then avoid the movie. And if you've never read the comics, then do a bit of research [there's nudity and stylized violence] before you make your decision. Keep in mind that the violence is more intense on the big screen than it appears on the comic page.

As for me, I absolutely loved Sin City.

Mickey Rourke is amazing [PERFECT!] as Marv. But then again, Rosario Dawson, Jessica Alba, Benicio Del Toro, Michael Clarke Duncan, Brittany Murphy, Devon Aokia, Alexis Bledel, and Elijah Wood are also perfectly cast.

Bruce Willis, although a bit young [Clint Eastwood would have been perfect ten years ago], and Clive Owen are absolutely right for their roles as well.

It was also great seeing Rutger Hauer, Powers Boothe, and Frank Miller in smal but important roles. I also have to give a special nod to Nicky Katt for his very brief but memorable part.

I posted earlier how much I love the Sin City soundtrack, but it's so good that it's worth repeating... so let me:I loved the Sin City soundtrack.

I can't wait to see Sin City again on the big screen... and you just know that I'll be counting down the days to the dvd.

And believe me, I'm not fooling.